Pussy pounds and pensiveness
I'm completely and absolutely broke. My bank manager has disowned me and my plastic is all used up.
I'm completely and absolutely horny. My bonk manager has disowned me and my plastic is all used up.
Is it really wrong to think about killing both these birds with one stone?
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All I can say is, find a new bank manager and bonk him for a loan? only kidding! Get that fucking gun and line them up infront of each other so you only have to use one bullet!
Not if you think you can get away with it.
LOL Vi! I like your two bastards with one bullet idea.
emma, hello! Yep, getting away with it would be a problem. Somehow I don't think school hours are the most busy for those that want to get paid as they get laid.
HI, I think you'd be surprised. Knowing someone 'in the know' so to speak apparently lunch hours are busy times, you know all those business men on their breaks ;o)
I wouldm't recommend it though of course LOL
WC - thanks for the inside info! I've gone from idle wondering to planning how best to market myself to that audience on the basis of that comment. I've always had a penchant for a man in a suit ;-)
Sleepless - you're really not helping on the 'hornier than hell' front, my batteries are low and I already suspect carpal tunnel syndrome (in both wrists!)
Ooh, just thought of a niche market to exploit. Supportive forearmwear - in leather! I bet some bugger already has them on eBay...
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