Mystical fuck
Yesterday I bought a fuck from a most lovely lady.
It was only a quid.
I appear to be too dim to put the picture in my sidebar and make that link to her so I shall do it here. Go spend a quid and buy her wares, she's utterly faberlicious.
6 comments:
But what is that horrible half eaten red thing?
is that a strawbury, or what, I would the word minge, I like minge. Love it taste it, lick it, it eat it. Its my human fruity, xx.
Wayne mate - you're an oddball.
you find all the good stuff !!
Maybe she should have auctioned the fuck, it might have raised more than a pound, but lucky you for getting in there first!
I checked it out... there's still another fuck there... don't you get all the fucks, or do you just get one fuck?
How I loved typing that sentence.
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