Come, come! Save the earth

According to a recent poll*, women that enjoy plenty of orgasms are most likely to be environmentally aware. This scientific study has proven that:

Lusty ladies keep their lighting low - not, as previously thought, to add ambience but in fact, to save fossil fuels.

They share baths and showers with lovers to keep the earths temperature down - and theirs up.

This then means they can set their central heating thermostat a few degrees lower without having to add pesky layers of compensatory clothing.

This socio-economic group accounts for the highest spend per head in the rechargeable battery sector.

And also the highest figures for all and any purchases delivered in plain, brown packaging.

Truly, these are mothers of the earth but forget your stereotypes before you even remember them because there is neither a tie-dye kaftan nor a whiff of patchouli oil to to be had between them. These are modern, thinking women that would throw paint over anyone wearing a dead rabbit as a coat and now want to turn their own defunct dildos into recycled rogerers.

Fear not, sexy sisters. Help is, er, at hand for those of us who hear the phrase 'good vibrations' and don't immediately think of the Beach Boys. The lubeylicious Lovehoney brings us the...

Clickable pic - Plick?

Of course, knowing that the woman of 2007 isn't just about bargain shopping, I wouldn't dare suggest that the carrot of a half price replacement rampant might be a mighty good marketing ploy to tempt even those too terminally selfish to be arsed about the possibility of the western world drowning in its own refuse. As if I would?!

No, I'll merely stick the dirty, lazy bitches with the image of a friendly neighbourhood fox ripping open even your doubled up rubbish bags and strewing your used up sex toys all over the pavement...





*the comments and mails I got after my last post actually but so what? It's more reliable than the results of a tv phone-in!