Random thought...
...that hit me today (among other daft musings, obviously. I just felt this one merited outside input)
What's a womans equivalent of a cock-blocker?
Minge stinger?
Cunt stunter?
Fuck chucker?
Ladies, what do you call those people that keep you from shagging the bits off the current object of your lust? Guys, knowing your way with words I'm sure you can also contribute.
15 comments:
I've never heard the expression. What's a cock blocker?
Here ya go, hun
http://tinyurl.com/8wk7
actually the official term is: box out (slang for vagina is box) but I prefer 'pussy slammed.'
Check out the Wingman's bible manslut http://www.bris.ac.uk/Depts/Union/UBRFC/TheWingman_sHandbook.pdf
Perhaps they are the Fanny Frustrater (that would make no sense to yanks), Twat Thwarter or the Pussy Preventer FB?
I've encountered one or two, but after buzzing the tower or an impressive fly past, they usually seem to submit and allow the bombing run to commence.
Oops that link didn't paste right, try this one:
http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com/issues/06_06/06_06_wingman.html
If this doesn't work google it!
I didn't know what a "cock blocker" was either.
In fact, I still don't, as I havne't clicked the link. I'm prudey.
Ooh, Emma! I like pussy slammed (the term, not the action)
MM - when size matters, you need tinyurl ;-)
Annie - be brave, it's not as naughty as it sounds
how about 'beaver barrier'?
hahaha, I'm so juvenile - the word beaver really makes me laugh...
I swear I posted on my comment here last night, but it's not here. WTF?
And before you comment, cut down on the vodka, I didn't have any!
Funny how some words do that, eh Goro? We have a few in our house that can't be said without immature giggling fits (and that's just me!)
Vi - drink more vodka! ;-)
I like Goro's beaver barrier best, that made me chuckle.
The Wingman's bible isn't so rude, it's just a bit of fun really and SO true!
A bush trimmer
Bush trimmer gets my vote, Nothing Man!!!!Killing myself laughing... well, not literally. But very funny. Maybe because I'm slightly stoned... for the first time in, like, 20 years.
Oh damn. Too much information.
Gwatch gate?
That's it I'm afraid. I can't think of any rude words for a cunt.
Fussy Bitch, You don't post often enough!!! I miss your posts, where are you???
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