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My new windows look so nice I decided I couldn't possibly put my voiles back up without ironing them.
I've just ironed net fucking curtains. I am my mother.
Shoot. Me. Now.
Wednesday, February 28
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11 comments:
LMAO! that is so funny.. I feel that way too sometimes. :)
I refused to have nets at all just so there was no chance of that happening! Who cares if I flash the neighbours!!!! It only makes me even less likely to turn into her lmao
I don't know Fussy, I haven't ironed anything in about two years (seriously) but even I wouldn't hang up crumpled net curtains. Don't worry...as long as you aren't ironing your knickers you should be okay.
*Vi cocking gun*
'STEP AWAY.. FROM THE IRON...NOW!'
Wait.
Did you hold the iron up to the windows?
Or did you iron the curtains on the... ironing board?
lol emma!! just about to comment on the fact my mum taught me to iron, including sheets and knickers ... fucksake!! i only iron clothes if i absolutely have to these days.
I hardly ever iron things either...has to be THE most boring household chore ever. My aunt used to iron tea-towels and socks...I ask you - WTF??!!
Well at least you got to erect something long and hard and get steamy. What are you complaining about girl?
Yes ladies, I confess. I do own an ironing board. And, worse than that? I use it regularly for my karate gi!
Cakeybum, I wanted to go the no-net route but my opposite neighbours are pervy upstairs and old downstairs so one lot would get a free thrill and the other one would get a heart attack watching me running round the house in my skimpies as is my wont!
And not in a good way since I quit the ciggies... :-(
Nggg. Whinging post coming up, sorry!
your a nutter, you crease me up sometimes, but I love it,
xx
Voiles? Do you call napkins serviettes as well? Have you got doilies in your kitchen cupboard?
Essex, blond, net curtains...I can just picture your gaff right now. Eewwww.
Have you got a novelty telephone? Like a Mickey Mouse one or something?
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